Many things have changed:
Having a new driver with 'Puzzle Bee', the question now is: Why?
Cheap as Possible decided not to play live anymore! At least not for money!
Cheap as Possible will be played before and after concerts of other bands in future. From data.
This is the consequence of Cheap as Possible as a reaction on the current changes in the music industry.
We are still ready to be booked.
But we let you know:
We don't want your fucking money!
As consequence of technical problems with our players, our
music is to find completely in the category music
July/ August: is it Germany against Cheap as Possible or just one Greek against the law?
El Pemio, the former driver of the band, has his court date. Even if it sounds romanticly and similar to an heroic epic, the judge can make an example of the band. It could be an example of how to treat people that try to stand against the state authority. We hope the best and root for El Premio! Further information will be provided soon as possible.
Judge shows how to be cheaper and judges wisely. There was no resistance against the state authority by El Premio, and he only gives the 50 daily rates of 15 Euro because the law doesn't allow to go cheaper. The prosecutor wanted 120 daily rates and even the lawyer pleaded for 90. So this verdict is not only a victory of Cheap as Possible against Germany, but even a lesson to Cheap as Possible how to be cheaper. Another lesson to pass the future...
Although the band rejected El Premio's overture to
rename the band to CHEAP, he knows what is cheap:
Doing a medical-psychological assessment coasts money- driving without license is cheaper now. He has enough experience.
Even CHEAP: The airport security of Madrid. ¿Cuánto es Baltus el terrorista? Better to unarm. Having taken his knife, they tried to explain that these are the rules. Take away and destroy. No way- this is disseisin! Fuck you, airport sheriff! Fuck your law! The knife wasn't Baltus' weapon, you would need to disarm him differently.
Here is the next song 'Wir warten':
POSSIBLE's former driver El Premio is trying to
explain, driving with the found blood alcohol level of 1.9 parts per
thousand is possible. He did not have just a couple of beers and some
spirits, but also some coke. Have we to blame the Coca Cola company now
for giving El Premio the concentration and the hubris to believe to be
able to drive a car?
Here is the next of our promised tracks called Torment Acupuncture (Face up to Death):
POSSIBLE had a driver! El Premio has been taken the
driving license, the police found a blood alcohol level of 1.9 parts
per thousand while driving. We say, this is impossible!
Here is the first of our promised tracks called My holy Instinct:
September 2014: Comeback of the bassists. Just a few weeks before the concert at Signs of Dexterity Art Market on 4th of October at 7 o' clock some of our former tested players come back to ask if we want to have them now. Maybe the Wereskunk will get 3 songs and also Petra M but not the completely rejected ones! That we are CHEAP as POSSIBLE does not mean that everything is possible!
July/ August 2014: Cheap as Possible send best summer wishes! We hope you like our T-shirts! Buy them for only 16 Euros! Please send a message!
Baltus (Voice, guitar)
May 2014: Don't understand the search enginges! Being No 1 when searching for 'cheap' and 'possible' on Google now, cheapaspossible.de seems to be banned by many others. They still deliver cheapaspossible.tk but even not cheapaspossible.international, our newest one. Fuck the web!
March 2014: Again looking for a new bass guitar player as it's vague what's happend to Ivan and what will be
January/February 2014: The first record releases are online, we have a new bass guitar player: Ivan Acosta from BogotaDecember 2013/ January 2014: The first demos are online! Listen to Zeuge und Teil and Feinschmecker
Impressum: Baltus Baumbauer, Schmollerplatz 14, 12435 Berlin, Germany, email@example.com